Wait, you’re here already? Wait, hold on a moment, I just have to–
Aw crap, okay, whatever no use now. Welcome to the about me, or rather the ramblings page.
I’m the elusive nutmeg. I enjoy making butters, producing essential oils, and being sexually indistinguishable from males or females of the same species.
Oh wait. You meant me as the person and not the plant. Okay, ahem, well.
be a little clearer next time.
Currently I am your average millennial with seven game consoles in my room (okay five of them are handhelds) and a strange affinity for baking poorly and calling it “rustic”.
I also am lactose intolerant and probably have a caffeine allergy that I refuse to go to the doctor for. (living on the edge here, friends)
Watch me eat cheese and drink caffeine and go down in a blaze of hot oven glory as I try to discover myself, and whatever the fuck being a “millennial” means all while crying over my hollow macarons.
Let’s be friends with benefits. I promise to only get a little clingy after the 5th date. Hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org